As the playoffs march on and we await hints of the Islanders’ infinite contract extensions, we must take joy where we can. Perhaps in some playoff haikus?
Bennett punch, crosscheck
These are not victimless crimes
Yet laugh, laugh we do
Oh, Carolina sucks
No! Wrong, you just cannot deal
? How I deal: Canes suck
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Rempe has returned
So how can redpants still lose?
The Post has the scoop
- No Isles news, but Dan and Mike were able to podcast about that.